My Amazing Sister.

The same sister that took me to

amazing places all over?

Why, yes. That would be the one.

The one who calls me

just to say, "I can't believe they still play that one song

on the radio, you know, it goes

'oh ohhhhh ooh yeah!' you know that one?"

or to say, "Let me tell you about what I saw

in the hospital today" (she's a nursing student, she's the

sister who is good with blood, I am not.)

Her name is Brittni, and she has decided she wants

to become penpals.

(We already talk on the phone nearly every

day).

Here is her award winning first letter:

"Bonjour. Mon nom est Brittni et je serai votre Francais penpal.

Nope that won't work. I can't speak French.

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Dear John, I miss you so much. Let's number our letters so we don't

get confused. No that's sappy and we aren't lovers.

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Dear Scott, I was very sad to hear about your lady woman Fiona dumping

you. Since you no longer have a girlfriend maybe I could come to America

and we could get to know each other. Perhaps we could Zusamen.

--Love, Mike

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I'm not feeling that either. Oh well, I guess I can tell you who

your new penpal is...........ME!

Now I know what you're thinking, 'what would we have to write about

to one another?' well, here is the topic for this week of correspondence:

How much does Brittni love Hanson?

I love them so much. Here is a few things I love about them:

1. Taylor's Mexican mustache

2. They don't curse

3. They are breeding machines. 3 Hanson brothers = 8 babies.

Brittni loves babies, therefore, Brittni loves Hanson.

4. Taylor's white tennis shoes that he has owned for like.... 8 years

5. Anybody who is cool, sports the rat tail.

6. They write lyrics I can't understand

7. They make fun of themselves

8. That Taylor wrote a song about me" (allegedly)

"So in closing, Brittni loves Hanson.

Next weeks topic will be The Big Bang Theory."

Enclosed were these pictures:

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Confused?

I'm not surprised.

Because Brittni and I's relationship

 consists of 1 part inside jokes and the 3

parts movie quotes.

By the way, I know that zusammen isn't the proper

German word for that statement. But it is from one of

our favorite movies, Eurotrip.

(It means together)

Furthermore, I laughed so hard when I

opened my letter, it made my entire week!

I love you, you witty, clever sister of mine!